Episode Transcript
[00:00:01] Speaker A: Now, wait a minute.
[00:00:01] Speaker B: Now, wait a minute.
[00:00:03] Speaker C: Not gonna lie, I didn't come up with an intro for this. It's. I, I, I, I Wait, I was
[00:00:09] Speaker A: waiting for music or something.
[00:00:10] Speaker C: Yeah, I, I usually have. I usually have some kind of. I usually have some kind of intro bit that references the topic, but I'm. I'm struck. I've been sitting thinking about this one.
[00:00:23] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:00:24] Speaker C: For, like, 20 minutes, and it's a very broad topic and I'm struggling.
[00:00:28] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. It actually makes me mad. I'm getting animated over here. Right?
[00:00:33] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:00:34] Speaker B: We can't figure something out. We just gotta make it so animated.
And you know what we have to do with this animation? This feeling we have inside Kennedy?
[00:00:46] Speaker C: We need to animate to the polls.
[00:00:51] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:00:55] Speaker C: We need to. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to the polls.
We needed to Dragon Ball to the poles.
[00:01:07] Speaker B: Dragon Ball Z yourself to the polls.
[00:01:15] Speaker D: We need to.
[00:01:16] Speaker C: I don't know what we need to do, but, you know, we need to
[00:01:19] Speaker B: get this one piece of the ballot filled. We need to fill this one piece of the ballot.
[00:01:28] Speaker C: You need to fill all pieces of the.
[00:01:30] Speaker B: Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:01:31] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:01:31] Speaker B: Yeah, you're right. You're right.
[00:01:33] Speaker C: It's kind of a pet peeve of mine. Like, I, I don't really care if people don't vote, but somehow it bothers me more in some ways if people, they're like, yeah, I went and I voted and I just filled in for president.
[00:01:45] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:01:47] Speaker A: I mean, you did nothing. Congratulations.
[00:01:49] Speaker D: That's the one I hear about on the tv.
[00:01:52] Speaker B: Got to vote for.
You Gotta vote for everyone.
[00:01:59] Speaker C: We gotta fill in the bubbles for both the Republican and the Democrat. And if there's an independent, them too. You get ranked choice voting. Just write one for all of them.
Because everybody's number one on our show. Because you know why? Because you gotta vote. You have to vote right now. It's the most important election of our lives. And you have to vote right now, this election, which will be, I do truly believe, the most important election of our lifetime.
[00:02:27] Speaker A: This is the most important election of our lifetime.
[00:02:31] Speaker C: This is the most important election.
[00:02:33] Speaker D: Don't you you hear that?
[00:02:35] Speaker E: This is the most important election in our lifetime.
[00:02:38] Speaker C: I certainly think it's the most important
[00:02:39] Speaker A: election in my lifetime.
[00:02:41] Speaker C: This is the most important election of our times.
[00:02:45] Speaker A: Politicians say every time, this is the most important election. This one's really that important.
[00:02:50] Speaker C: If you're not in a line, get in a line. And if you are in a line, stay in that line no matter what you have to do to stay there. I'm your host, Kennedy Cooper.
With me, as always, is my lovely, beautiful.
I was gonna try to say something nice about you, but it feels really disingenuous.
Joining me always is our in house statistician, Andrew Fields.
[00:03:21] Speaker B: You need to loop on the third to the polls.
[00:03:25] Speaker A: You could. You could monkey D Luffy to the polls with a very long stretchy arm.
[00:03:33] Speaker C: You should. Mobile suit Gundam. Gq U U U U U U U X to the poles.
[00:03:39] Speaker B: Bad, Kennedy, bad.
[00:03:41] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm a big Neon Genesis evo galleon.
[00:03:45] Speaker B: I. I'm gonna spray you with some therapy video game for that. Just the essence of therapy games.
[00:03:54] Speaker C: Today we are being invaded by another podcast.
[00:03:59] Speaker B: Whoa, whoa.
[00:04:00] Speaker C: We don't have one guest. We have two guests. Two guests.
[00:04:04] Speaker A: Whoa.
[00:04:05] Speaker C: From the moons over my hammy podcast colonizing our show.
[00:04:10] Speaker A: Close.
[00:04:11] Speaker D: That's what we do. Big fans.
[00:04:13] Speaker C: You.
[00:04:14] Speaker A: You almost got the title of the podcast correct, Kennedy. You almost named.
[00:04:19] Speaker D: I believe they did.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: I. I think these are.
They said moons over, right?
[00:04:25] Speaker D: I thought I heard movies.
[00:04:27] Speaker A: Which was it? Kennedy? Did you say movies or moons? Roll the tape back.
[00:04:32] Speaker C: I said it's a hot seat.
[00:04:34] Speaker D: One's right, one's wrong.
[00:04:36] Speaker C: I said. I said whatever. Whatever the audience believes.
[00:04:41] Speaker A: Well, you obviously said movies.
[00:04:43] Speaker C: I. I said. I said movies over my head, obviously.
[00:04:48] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[00:04:50] Speaker C: I said it right the first time because the notes were correct.
[00:04:54] Speaker D: Ella, I'm seeing notes from. From. Yeah, the producer here.
[00:05:00] Speaker B: Okay. I just got. I just got off the phone with the pope and the pope is on Kennedy side. The pope says Kennedy got it right.
[00:05:08] Speaker A: I'm apparently colonizing this show. So everybody to the mines with you. I assume that's what colonizers do.
[00:05:16] Speaker C: Listen, we'll forgive you.
[00:05:19] Speaker B: Here's the thing. My inner child yearns for the mines.
Thank you. Oh, no.
[00:05:27] Speaker D: Yeah. Have you seen that picture where the guy's just about to get to all those diamonds? But there's the other picture where that dumb miner stopped. So it's obviously good to keep mining, right?
[00:05:37] Speaker C: You gotta keep going.
[00:05:38] Speaker D: You should thank us for sending you to the mines.
[00:05:41] Speaker A: The important thing to consider is that there's a lot of children that need to dream or long for the minds because they're actually there right now.
[00:05:53] Speaker B: This reminds me of our episode on Pokemon and children's rights movements.
[00:05:58] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's. That's. That's. That's a good one. That's a good one.
[00:06:02] Speaker D: What a segue. Pokemon is an anime.
[00:06:05] Speaker C: It's an anime.
Before we get there, I want to properly. I want to Properly give both of you an introduction and a, a chance to talk about what you do. We've got Adam and Andrew here to be clear and that I know that that's going to cause some confusion immediately. So I want to suggest right away that the two Andrews fight to the death right here at the top of the show. Just get it out of there.
[00:06:32] Speaker B: All right. Witness the power of my stand. My voting theme stands called I'm just a Bill.
[00:06:38] Speaker D: We can use a big katana made out of a bill as well.
Thing where I like charge up and then I'm on the other side of you.
[00:06:46] Speaker B: We call you Better Andrew and we call me Lesser Andrew, I think.
[00:06:51] Speaker C: So we're gonna go with that for this episode.
[00:06:54] Speaker A: Either that or Andrew my Hammy, you
[00:06:57] Speaker D: know that also my hand Drew.
[00:07:00] Speaker A: I think that what we can, we can use if you ever do need to fight, we put our, our subjects in a cage.
Every. We have a fighting cage where we put our topics and they fight it out at the end of every episode. So we do have a metaphorical, you know, ten sided. Most people go with an octagon. We do a couple extra sides. Oh, I like.
[00:07:21] Speaker D: That's what.
[00:07:23] Speaker B: Octagon.
[00:07:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, I'm Adam. This is what my voice sounds like.
[00:07:29] Speaker D: And I'm Andrew. This is what my voice sounds like.
[00:07:31] Speaker C: That's better, Andrew.
[00:07:33] Speaker B: Better Andrew.
[00:07:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:35] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:07:36] Speaker A: And we host a podcast called Movies Over Miami. Andrew, why don't you give them the escalator pitch?
[00:07:42] Speaker C: Yeah, please do.
[00:07:43] Speaker D: Well, Movies Over My Hammy is a podcast where we take a movie that has a product tie in menu. So think of your Lord of the Rings and your Lord of the Rings menu at Denny's. And we eat the food and we watch the movie and then we compare them to each other in a variety of ways that definitely make a lot of sense.
And barring one of those crossover menus, we will compare a menu item to a Moon's Over Miami sandwich from Denny's.
Thus the name. But also we'll compare like the film twixt to a Twix candy bar. So there's, there's ones where we get a little.
[00:08:19] Speaker C: Y' all are probably the most prepared to come on this show of any guest we've ever had.
[00:08:23] Speaker A: Well, it's a lot. We, we have to explain this on the regular, not just for other podcasts, but anybody that asks about it, which is.
[00:08:31] Speaker C: No, but I meant increasing. I'm in the sense of the. Your show is exactly as insane as this show.
[00:08:41] Speaker A: Right. Podcast. Because that's what that's what's happened to podcasting. It's been squeezed and squished. And now anybody that starts a podcast in the last five years, when it's basically a dead medium and everybody's pivoting to video, you know, we really need to. To stick together and have our esoteric ideas for. That's why. That's why when you said either movies or moons at the top, the only reason I was. I was picking on it was because doing this podcast, as Andrew and I has discussed, it's completely poisoned our brains for talking about the Moons over Miami sandwich. Because we'll always call it. Yeah, we always call it the name of our podcast.
I almost ordered a Movies Over My Hammy sandwich from the person at Denny's who was helping me last time I was there. But, yeah, we talk about the. A food or a tie in product, and. And then we. We rank them against each other, and we. We try and we try and win hearts and minds along the way and do something good for society.
[00:09:46] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:09:47] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:47] Speaker D: We provide a service
[00:09:50] Speaker C: that's most excellent. Well, welcome to the show.
[00:09:53] Speaker A: Thank you for having us.
[00:09:55] Speaker C: Yeah, y' all picked kind of a broad topic.
[00:09:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't know what to do.
[00:10:01] Speaker D: Two broad kind of guys.
[00:10:04] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:10:06] Speaker A: I'm. I'm very broad in life, so I
[00:10:09] Speaker C: don't know if I'm gonna find a super clever segue into this topic, but.
[00:10:14] Speaker A: But what topic did we give you again? I can't remember.
[00:10:18] Speaker C: Oh, I get to pick now.
You gave us the topic of Liberal.
[00:10:23] Speaker A: Liberal.
Good.
[00:10:26] Speaker D: Okay. Musical I've never seen.
[00:10:29] Speaker C: Oh, no, that's not the topic I wanted. No, no. Help me.
[00:10:34] Speaker A: The Obama years positive only.
She was right. Leslie Knope, the heroine.
[00:10:42] Speaker C: Actually, we could probably do the Obama years positive only because we have strong feelings about tan suits, and we could just fill the whole hour with that.
[00:10:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus, that's when the MCU really kicked
[00:10:55] Speaker D: off, so, you know, it's got those great playlists.
[00:10:57] Speaker B: Hey, Kennedy. I bet the topic was American animation, right?
It's American.
Was it. What is it?
[00:11:11] Speaker C: What do I pay you for?
[00:11:13] Speaker B: You don't pay me.
[00:11:16] Speaker C: I pay you. And I pay you in votes.
[00:11:18] Speaker A: Exposure.
[00:11:22] Speaker B: I don't want to be exposed. I thought. I'm looking at my notes and I'm
[00:11:26] Speaker A: seeing a bald eagle.
[00:11:28] Speaker B: An American flag in the word animation.
[00:11:31] Speaker A: Is it about. Did we. Did we.
[00:11:32] Speaker B: Oh, wait a second. That's not an American flag. That's a Japanese flag.
[00:11:37] Speaker C: Yeah, you're not good at.
[00:11:40] Speaker B: That's not a bald eagle.
[00:11:42] Speaker C: Lesser Andrew, that's sushi.
As like, you know, some people can't recognize faces. Lesser Andrew can't recognize flags.
[00:11:51] Speaker B: I would make a terrible pirate.
[00:11:52] Speaker A: Yeah, you have a problem at. You have a problem around World cup time, I bet. And.
And also the Uglympics. That's what I call it because the Olympics committee is a scam.
[00:12:06] Speaker C: I thought you were ugly Pride parades.
[00:12:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I bet.
[00:12:11] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:12:13] Speaker A: Which colors are which? Oh, no, we're doing anime. Japanese anime.
[00:12:23] Speaker D: I figured we'd get there eventually.
[00:12:25] Speaker C: Yeah, y' all pick Japanese anime as the topic today.
[00:12:30] Speaker A: And the reason I picked that is because I recently got into anime in the last, like, five years. I liked it a lot when. A little bit when I was a kid. It's like, if I have an anime adjacent friend, I tend to get into it. And. And so I gotten into. You mentioned JoJo's bizarre adventure in that over the top preamble to the podcast. Fucking love you. Love y'.
[00:12:55] Speaker C: All.
[00:12:55] Speaker A: It's already been a lot of fun.
But you mentioned JoJo's bizarre adventure and that really got me back into watching anime. And then I. I reconnected with Andrew and we started the podcast and he reads the funny books that they base anime on.
[00:13:14] Speaker D: I read all the Tijuana bibles that they put out with JoJo.
[00:13:18] Speaker A: Yeah, like, I tried reading those.
[00:13:20] Speaker B: My only problem with those is they spoil the ending on the very first page.
[00:13:27] Speaker A: Ah, because you read it backwards.
Now we get it. You get the jokes.
[00:13:34] Speaker D: I was a thinker
[00:13:37] Speaker A: and I thought so I thought, hey, you know, manga, you know, know.
So Andrew's got kind of that background and, and knows how. How that kind of intersects with anime. And I like anime and also animation in general. And then I figured, you know, y' all would do the whittling it down to making it a podcast. And I apologize.
[00:13:58] Speaker C: We did. We did whittle it down.
It wasn't easy because you made it whittle.
[00:14:04] Speaker A: Did you ever think about that? How when you whittle something down, you're making it.
[00:14:10] Speaker D: Whoa.
[00:14:11] Speaker B: Well, I'm gonna launch this piece of wood.
[00:14:14] Speaker A: Wow, There you go.
[00:14:15] Speaker B: I'm taking back that sentence.
[00:14:17] Speaker A: I'm too. I'm too good for this world.
[00:14:20] Speaker D: And I was over here just ready to talk about amina and you're talking about anime. I guess.
[00:14:25] Speaker A: What's an aminae?
[00:14:26] Speaker D: Well, it's of course, an organic compound that contains carbon nitrogen bonds.
[00:14:30] Speaker A: Oh, I thought that was an anemone.
[00:14:33] Speaker D: Well, that's another. That's like a fish guy.
Yeah, that's one that's one of the better ones.
[00:14:40] Speaker C: Like. Like one piece. Yeah.
[00:14:42] Speaker B: No, I thought that's the software that people use to make PDFs. But that's Adobe, isn't it?
[00:14:52] Speaker A: I thought that it was the thing that you, You. You pump into your ass when you have to. Isn't that an Adobe or is that a.
Is that an anime?
That's an. That's an enema. I. I got that.
[00:15:05] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:15:05] Speaker D: Yep.
[00:15:06] Speaker C: No, that's the candy.
[00:15:08] Speaker A: Have you ever seen my Strange Addiction
[00:15:09] Speaker D: episode where the person's addicted to coffee enemas?
[00:15:13] Speaker A: Oh, that's too much caffeine.
[00:15:20] Speaker C: You know, I was just thinking earlier today that the one Torment nexus I want them to make is the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind device. I want them to actually go ahead and make that because there's things I don't need to know about Kennedy.
There's things that I regret learning.
[00:15:36] Speaker D: But then you'll be like, running through a room that the lights are all shutting off and like the memory of someone on the floor of their bathroom with like an elevated pan above them with a tube going into their butt will be disappearing. And you'll be like, but I always love that memory. Actually.
[00:15:52] Speaker B: You can erase all your memories of an anime so you can experience it for the first time again.
[00:15:58] Speaker A: Oh, I think the funny thing about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to me is I. I saw that movie with so many women that rejected me in college. I tell you what it is. I would use the Eternal Sunshine machine on those experiences, I think, for the most part. So that's kind of.
[00:16:16] Speaker D: Then you would just make those ironic choices again and they'd go, yeah.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: Don't you think? Exactly.
[00:16:21] Speaker B: It's like,
[00:16:24] Speaker A: Kennedy, I wanted to say, you know, it's your. But those are the experiences make you those things that you learned that you didn't want to learn. You know, whatever.
[00:16:34] Speaker C: Yeah, like, Kennedy, are you still singing Atlantis Morissette lyrics? I'm not sure what's going on that.
[00:16:39] Speaker A: Wouldn't that be funny if Morissette was
[00:16:41] Speaker B: like, hey, speaking of funny, I think a funny person just came in the chat. Oh, whoa.
[00:16:50] Speaker A: Hello.
[00:16:52] Speaker C: Do we have a third co host possibly?
[00:16:55] Speaker A: How? I don't know.
[00:16:57] Speaker C: Maybe.
[00:16:58] Speaker A: Are you just learning of this yourselves sometimes? Oh, I just mean, like, is it normally a two. Two person show and now like.
[00:17:05] Speaker C: Well, we have a. We have a sometimes third co host,
[00:17:08] Speaker A: but like an interview.
[00:17:15] Speaker E: Please never raise expectations by claiming that I'm funny ever again.
[00:17:19] Speaker B: Yeah, fair enough.
[00:17:21] Speaker E: It threw me into a panic. I said, now I'VE got to come and do some kind of Crusty the Clown. I got to start throwing out zingers.
I just.
[00:17:31] Speaker A: So your reference for funny comedy, like where you go, like I need funny comedy is the borsch belt Crusty. I love that. You're right, man.
[00:17:44] Speaker D: It's all love.
[00:17:45] Speaker C: That guy got some bangers.
[00:17:47] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:17:48] Speaker D: He's got the big shoes.
[00:17:49] Speaker A: Good to meet you, Brandon.
[00:17:52] Speaker E: Yeah, it's excellent to be met. And I assume it's pretty good to meet you guys too.
[00:17:56] Speaker A: Yeah, thanks. Welcome to your podcast. I welcomed Ella earlier and Kennedy as well. Earlier?
[00:18:03] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:18:03] Speaker B: Wait, did you welcome me?
[00:18:06] Speaker A: No, you were having. You were going in and out on the computer and I didn't want to mention that on Mike, but yeah, fair enough.
I'm not welcome here.
[00:18:17] Speaker C: Brandon, you haven't missed too much yet. Other than that. It's a zoo in here.
But we're talking about anime.
[00:18:24] Speaker A: Yeah.
You've seen an anime, Brandon, what's your relationship with anime?
[00:18:30] Speaker E: Well, let's see.
You know, man, as a kid, you know, I had a younger cousin and an older cousin and my big cousin just loved Dragon Ball Z.
I know I was, you know, in early middle school, elementary school, my cousin was like, you gotta watch this shit. It's part 38 of a 48 part battle.
And you know, by this time there was like one a day on the Cartoon Network.
And it was pretty cool.
I think when you think about.
And you know, I think around that time I was watching Gundam Wing, which was also a baby's first anime type show.
You know, there was, it was just a time where you couldn't just watch everything in the world at the click of a hand.
So there was a little more scarcity and you'd seen a lot of the American stuff. So when you saw shows like dbz, Gundam Wing, later on you'd be talking about Trigun or Cowboy Bebop or any of the shows from that era. Yeah, it just felt like you were getting just a small peek into a world of maybe more targeted or novel or adult kind of shows. And that was cool.
[00:19:44] Speaker A: And that was kind of like. That was kind of almost like an embarrassment of riches compared to like not to date myself. But Andrew and I also come from different kind of generations almost.
And so for me, anime was even more scarce. Like I had to watch. When I was a kid, we had something called the Sci Fi Network and it was, it was channel. It was channel 24 on the. Grandpa.
[00:20:10] Speaker B: They call that speculative fiction now on,
[00:20:13] Speaker A: on the show, on the Showberg's cable network.
[00:20:15] Speaker E: You can't call it that anymore.
Call it that anymore.
[00:20:22] Speaker C: Term sci fi is offensive now.
[00:20:25] Speaker A: No, Andrew, I don't mean sy. FY Channel.
[00:20:28] Speaker D: That's what the channel's called now.
[00:20:31] Speaker A: It is, but I'm talking about when there was Saturday morning anime.
Saturday morning anime. We watch Patlabor. We watch. Oh yeah, we watched Tank Police.
We watched what? Tank Police is the one that's really jumping out at me.
Probably not. That was a movie.
What?
[00:20:54] Speaker D: Yu Gi. Oh. Is probably my Tank Police.
[00:20:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:20:57] Speaker D: What the hell? Tank Police is.
[00:20:59] Speaker A: Well, you'll. You here. You could imagine it's. And honestly, ACAB does include the tank police, but it's police that they. They. How. Here's how they administer the law.
With a tank. Oh, the end.
[00:21:17] Speaker C: Back then it was a vision into the future.
[00:21:20] Speaker A: Yeah, right. Like you think, oh, is this tanks? Like everybody's got a tank and the police are tanks and they're arresting other tanks. Nope, just cops with tanks killing people.
[00:21:30] Speaker C: Okay, but that actually, now that you describe that your show, not the one that existed, but your imaginary show where everybody has a tank and tanks are arresting other tanks.
[00:21:40] Speaker A: My curse.
[00:21:41] Speaker C: I would watch that.
[00:21:42] Speaker A: My imaginary show is always better.
[00:21:44] Speaker C: I would. I would always fuck out of the evil. Evil fascist cars.
[00:21:51] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah.
[00:21:53] Speaker B: Let's pitch it to Pixar.
[00:21:55] Speaker C: Pixar, Are you listening?
[00:21:57] Speaker A: Oh, they're definitely.
That's the one good thing about those crazy evil companies that are always looking for patent infringements. And we could get Pixar to listen to this just by saying Pixar a bunch of times. And then it'll show up in their algae.
[00:22:15] Speaker C: We've got the movie Uni.
[00:22:18] Speaker E: That's actually how Trump won the election.
He just. He found that out and then he was just like, Russia, if you're listening. And they were. And then the story just changed from there.
So Pixar, if you're listening, we want a movie.
[00:22:31] Speaker C: Also Pixar, if you're listening. I want a numbers station. I don't know if you do that, but don't bring me into this.
[00:22:39] Speaker A: Are any of you three hosts, like, into anime? Yes. Still as adults?
[00:22:44] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:22:46] Speaker B: So I started.
[00:22:47] Speaker C: You watched some anime?
[00:22:48] Speaker E: I watched anime.
I had a Crunchyroll subscription last year. There were a few months that I borrowed Kennedy's Crunchyroll subscription.
There's. There's so many. There's so many. Anime is much more specific now.
So whatever your. Whatever your weird hyper specific genre fixation is, there probably is at least one anime that is exactly about that.
[00:23:14] Speaker D: Yeah. You've got Bofuri. That's the one I always suggest Bofuri. I don't want to get hurt, so
[00:23:20] Speaker E: I try to leave furries out of the speculation.
[00:23:23] Speaker D: This one doesn't have furries, so you're safe. It just has.
[00:23:28] Speaker E: All right.
[00:23:30] Speaker C: Anime is now kind of like every. Anime is like, I am a vampire that is also a taxicab driver that also has sex with beautiful women every day. But I don't want to question mark.
[00:23:43] Speaker B: I am a level 99 chiropractor that obtained the ultimate weapon in the first dungeon, and now I'm scared.
[00:23:51] Speaker A: That's really good.
[00:23:52] Speaker E: That actually was so detailed that that almost could be a real anime.
[00:23:57] Speaker A: I mean, it's basically solo leveling, which is Korean.
[00:24:00] Speaker D: But, yeah, I like to. I like my anime grounded with, you know, Reborn is a vending machine. I now wander the dungeon.
[00:24:09] Speaker C: Yeah.
A little more in the realm of realism.
[00:24:14] Speaker A: I would never know what's real or fake about those.
[00:24:17] Speaker D: I mean, that was completely real, so don't.
[00:24:19] Speaker A: Oh, no, I know. But you could do. We could do a really good real or fake on an answer anime episode.
[00:24:25] Speaker C: Lesser Andrew did just kind of recently get into anime.
[00:24:29] Speaker A: I did.
[00:24:30] Speaker C: No, but. But. But he did dive into the deep end immediately and watched all of One Piece.
[00:24:37] Speaker B: Okay.
Like a decade ago, I saw most of case close, but that was it. Sometimes I'd watch Pokemon as a kid, but yeah, I'm.
Look, I told myself, you know what? Let's compromise. Let's meet in the middle. I. I'm not gonna watch that anime. I'm gonna stick with the live action One Piece. It seems pretty good. I'll just settle for that. I am a sucker. I am a sucker.
[00:25:04] Speaker A: Yeah. I. I thought when you said he dumped. I thought when you said jumped in the deep end, I thought you were gonna say the horniest. Most.
[00:25:12] Speaker D: The most. F.
[00:25:15] Speaker A: Andrew thought the same thing. I was like, oh, man. What the. Did they start watching I am. I am a Kitty Dungeon 12?
[00:25:23] Speaker B: I am a level 12 stripper who's been cloned hundreds of times, and each one is unique.
[00:25:29] Speaker A: Yeah, there you go.
[00:25:30] Speaker D: Pretty good title you should get into.
[00:25:32] Speaker B: You have to understand, I'm doing this out of pure hatred. I hate all of those anime titles. I don't. I can't judge the animes, but I fucking hate those type of titles. I'm saying this out of a place of pure malice.
[00:25:46] Speaker A: I like a good. I like a good SEO.
[00:25:50] Speaker E: Optimized.
Yeah, a good SEO Optimized anime title.
[00:25:55] Speaker A: I like. I. I Look for if it's like is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon? Or bofuri that he was talking about.
[00:26:03] Speaker D: So you never thought there were girls online?
[00:26:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
See, you can never tell if they're going to be like good horny or bad horny. Not that there's a bad horny. I'm not trying.
[00:26:13] Speaker C: No, I think. I think animation has a title that's just a single made up word.
[00:26:20] Speaker A: Ah, like. Like Naruto.
[00:26:23] Speaker C: They see that's a classic name.
Perfect example of great anime naming.
[00:26:36] Speaker A: Believe it please.
[00:26:37] Speaker D: Sequel to Naruto does sound like a parody Naruto because it's called Boruto and that does just sound like boring Naruto.
[00:26:48] Speaker B: The only thing I really know about Naruto is the original series. The main villain was revealed like 10 issues before the end. And it was only so they could continue on into Boruto, which seems very, very fan fictiony.
[00:27:02] Speaker A: I know that Naruto runs like Weapons the movie.
[00:27:05] Speaker B: Okay, fine. I know that too. I know the Naruto.
[00:27:12] Speaker E: I don't know very much about this property, but I do have some very hyper specific opinions about the third act, the sequel.
[00:27:23] Speaker D: Speaking like a big fan of Naruto
[00:27:25] Speaker A: over there's a lot of one.
[00:27:28] Speaker D: Let's see you run really quick.
[00:27:29] Speaker C: I'm gonna. I'm gonna start calling it the Weapons Run now. Thanks.
[00:27:34] Speaker A: Is that how they run at the Olympics? I wouldn't know because the IOC is an evil organization.
Believe it. I do.
[00:27:42] Speaker B: I do. I.
[00:27:43] Speaker A: Wouldn't it be funny if they did if they realized because of Naruto that running like that is actually makes you faster and then the first person to do the Naruto run for like the Olympics wins. And then that's it baby. It's all Naruto.
[00:27:56] Speaker C: Well, it's not bowling.
It's not the fastest way to run. But that is based on like a real like thing that like it's like a real ninjutsu technique and so you
[00:28:08] Speaker A: could push the grass down next.
[00:28:10] Speaker C: So like I don't think the creator realized that it was gonna get memed on so hard because to him it was like I'm pulling from real history. And then everyone looked at it was like what the dog?
[00:28:20] Speaker D: Whoa.
[00:28:20] Speaker A: Wouldn't it be crazy though if the person who invented Naruto did predict memes like that?
[00:28:26] Speaker C: I don't think that's how someday that's how it went down.
But there is like that endorse that theory.
[00:28:35] Speaker B: Believe it.
[00:28:36] Speaker D: There's that concept of like something in Motion looks way dumber than some. Like a still frame of. That's gonna look fine. Like the. The manga probably looks fine, but like seeing it move looks dumb, you know? Like,
[00:28:53] Speaker A: I never really got into reading manga because books are for dorks and I'm very cool.
But I. Yeah, I definitely. No, I just never. I just never. I felt like it was like buying way too many comics. Yeah.
[00:29:06] Speaker D: Like, I strove for illiteracy growing up, but I was just too dorky. I couldn't help it. I really wanted to.
[00:29:12] Speaker A: Your glasses were too thick and wide.
[00:29:16] Speaker D: Correct.
[00:29:17] Speaker B: I've recently got a subscription to the Shodan Jump app, which has a huge. It's. It's like streaming tv, except tv. It's nerd books. And because of Steel Ball Run. And I was like it. I'm just going to get caught up in the manga. But there's other stuff there I'm looking at too. Of course.
[00:29:43] Speaker D: Yeah. Still, Ball runs one of the more insane arcs of that series.
You know, somehow I just couldn't imagine.
[00:29:51] Speaker A: Like I just couldn't because I already kind of feel like even though, you know, produce a couple podcasts trying to do stand up and I still feel like I'm not productive at all. And I can't imagine how much of a time suck I could. Like that's the reason I haven't subscribed to Crunchyroll or. Or the Shonen Jump online. The. The reading the stuff online because like I'm already problematic because I. I watch a lot of stuff on a friend's plex that he's got a server in the Netherlands or whatever and I'm already like, hey, download these 150 episodes of JoJo or whatever.
So like, I feel like that's kind of gated the time that I can dedicate to anime. Because when I. When I had Crunchyroll for a month or I had. It was all on Hulu at the time or whatever.
Dude, I watched a lot of stuff.
[00:30:42] Speaker B: Yeah. You must use the power of your stand. Time keeps on slipping into the future in order to slow down time so you could watch anime.
Yeah, man.
[00:30:52] Speaker E: I. I definitely have. Have thought about having a Plex server or starting one.
I have. I don't know. Is this. That should we really get into? You guys need to try the app Stremio. I'm not gonna get deeper into it.
[00:31:10] Speaker D: I'm just gonna tell you about this as well.
I'm supposed to do this. I've. I've heard
[00:31:17] Speaker E: you enter a brand new world of content watching it's so great. I really love it.
[00:31:24] Speaker D: And you don't talk about a lot because.
[00:31:28] Speaker A: Yeah, this show loves streaming.
[00:31:29] Speaker B: Is.
[00:31:29] Speaker A: You don't talk about streaming.
[00:31:32] Speaker E: No.
Yeah, exactly.
[00:31:36] Speaker A: Hearing about streamio.
[00:31:38] Speaker D: Shut up. Pixar's listening.
[00:31:41] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. We call Pixar off. How could we have done both of these in the same episode?
[00:31:50] Speaker C: Yeah, you can't say those two. You can't say those two words in the same episode.
[00:31:57] Speaker B: I really liked Up Pixar. I actually liked more than just the intro to up like Pixar. I love your movie.
[00:32:03] Speaker C: They're Driving Legally House right now. Brandon, it's all over.
[00:32:08] Speaker E: It's all over.
[00:32:09] Speaker C: Which day?
[00:32:11] Speaker D: So we should make sure to get more of your stuff on streamio.
[00:32:15] Speaker E: All of them.
[00:32:16] Speaker D: Everyone.
[00:32:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Especially now. I don't mind watching things nefariously now more than ever because, you know, we always knew the people who made all the stuff that we watched were evil.
But I think in the last two years we've learned exactly how evil they are. And it's like, I'm not going to. I am. I am paying for like that dude, that Ellison fellow. No, thank you. I will not be paying for Star Trek from a fascist. That just doesn't make any sense to me.
[00:32:47] Speaker D: But I mean, Star Trek's never had any, like, woke stuff in it until like now. I guess everyone's trying to say it's always had this woke. I saw somebody.
[00:32:55] Speaker A: I saw somebody in Star Trek in a wheelchair. That doesn't make any sense to me. I'm punching my boner right now.
[00:33:04] Speaker C: I'm glad. I'm glad that we have guests with convictions on the show today. And that's gonna be really important because we're gonna test one of the most important convictions.
[00:33:15] Speaker A: We were kidding, by the way. Star Trek was always woke. I just want to make sure that the irony communicated from Andrew and I. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:33:22] Speaker B: We're very.
[00:33:23] Speaker C: I think anybody that listens to this show is on ketamine, so it's probably fine, but that's bad for me.
[00:33:35] Speaker A: We just talked about that on the episode we recorded today. It's bad for your glands, I guess.
[00:33:41] Speaker D: Well, you're. It does. So your. Your bladder. Oh, it makes it and shrinks it.
[00:33:47] Speaker B: It makes your bladder splatter.
[00:33:49] Speaker A: Yeah. It makes your bladder spongy and then
[00:33:52] Speaker D: your bladder have to pee a lot. Or if you.
[00:33:54] Speaker B: Wait a second.
[00:33:55] Speaker D: Are you saying through and into your body?
[00:33:57] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm talking over Andrew.
Andrew. Dr. Andrew, tell us about how ketamine affects the bladder. I'M gonna shut up. It's very important for everybody on this call.
[00:34:08] Speaker D: I would imagine it makes it little so, you know, over time your bladder will shrink on ketamine.
[00:34:13] Speaker A: So, you know, but then it also becomes.
[00:34:16] Speaker D: It makes your body more efficient because there's more room for food and stuff in there now.
[00:34:20] Speaker A: And it'll make your bladder absorb the pee because it gets spongy, which is
[00:34:24] Speaker D: also more efficient cuz now you don't have to it out, it goes into the rest of your body, which is definitely where it should be.
[00:34:30] Speaker B: So you're saying my bladder turned into spongebob squarepants?
[00:34:34] Speaker D: Yes, I'm saying that one of the big reasons he, he seems to be getting more and more top heavy is I, I think the pee is just filling him up in one day like a, like a water balloon full of piss and guts.
[00:34:48] Speaker A: We thought the piss was in his brains, but it was his guts.
[00:34:52] Speaker D: He's gonna just trip and just.
[00:34:55] Speaker A: Man, wouldn't.
[00:34:56] Speaker D: Everyone's gonna be like, that's so smart that he did that.
[00:35:03] Speaker A: What a genius.
[00:35:05] Speaker E: Sorry, I've been watching an anime depiction of this in my head.
[00:35:11] Speaker D: Yeah, he does it so cool in the anime version.
[00:35:14] Speaker A: Oh man.
[00:35:15] Speaker C: For some reason I like to imagine him falling over and then like kind of shattering, like he was made of porcelain.
[00:35:21] Speaker D: Okay. Yeah,
[00:35:26] Speaker B: I'm imagining it with one piece style pacing. So you kind of see it go slow mo. He starts to trip and then we see it from three angles and then we go close up and we hear some sort of flashback and then we go back and we have three more angles and then he pops with three more angles.
[00:35:44] Speaker C: I.
[00:35:46] Speaker A: That's a good one. I would also accept the Demolition Man, Wesley Snipes at the end, being frozen and then being shattered to some with some sort of dry, cool wit. That would be another good one for the piss. The frozen, pissed body of Elon Musk.
[00:36:03] Speaker D: I, I picture. I picture porcelain shattered Elon, like glancing over at a sink and being like, is this anything?
[00:36:11] Speaker A: Is this.
[00:36:13] Speaker B: Who let the sink in?
[00:36:16] Speaker D: I am the sink now.
[00:36:18] Speaker A: Is that something, Kennedy, you were trying to explain the rest of the podcast.
[00:36:26] Speaker D: I decided we're almost through the intro.
[00:36:31] Speaker C: So today we're gonna test some deep convictions because we are going to ultimately decide objectively, scientifically, and beyond doubt which is better. Subs or dubs, subsidiaries or dubs. And we're going to use the means of history to help us determine this because, you know, throughout history there have been a lot of pretty important political miscommunications and perhaps they would have been fixed by subs or dubs. And we're gonna decide.
We're gonna decide. We're gonna figure out which is better. So first, before we get into this, I am.
I'm like, a moderate anime fan. I watch a fair bit of anime, but I watch more live action stuff.
[00:37:25] Speaker E: Oh.
[00:37:25] Speaker A: So dub subs or dubs?
[00:37:30] Speaker C: I.
Holy.
I am controversial.
[00:37:35] Speaker D: Adam. Adam's a little. I didn't know that's what we recorded today.
[00:37:43] Speaker B: No, dubs are not another word for dom. No, no, no.
[00:37:47] Speaker C: I.
[00:37:48] Speaker A: Hey, dude, you were like, subs or dubs.
[00:37:51] Speaker D: I had no submarine sandwiches or what?
[00:37:55] Speaker A: Or I guess sometimes called dubs. I guess back in the day, I could not figure it out.
[00:38:02] Speaker E: But of course, and.
[00:38:02] Speaker A: And Andrew and I just had this debate on our podcast, so I look forward to talking about this.
[00:38:09] Speaker D: Yeah, I. I'm a supporter of a thing.
[00:38:13] Speaker B: Dubs are doms.
[00:38:16] Speaker D: Subs are doms.
[00:38:20] Speaker C: So I don't know how much y' all study political history, but there have been some pretty amusing incidents in history that have revolved around for communication.
Let's step into the voting booth.
[00:38:34] Speaker B: Well, okay.
[00:38:36] Speaker C: Let's go, everybody. Put on your voting hat. Voting shoes.
[00:38:40] Speaker A: It's filled with shit.
[00:38:42] Speaker C: Yeah, they're all filled with shit. That is. That is mandated by law.
[00:38:47] Speaker A: Why is there all over the floor.
[00:38:50] Speaker C: Mandated by law.
[00:38:53] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure this is voter suppression. Kennedy, we should do something about this.
[00:38:57] Speaker C: Somebody has to go in before. Now. I'm.
[00:39:00] Speaker A: And pissing. God damn it.
[00:39:03] Speaker C: Well, that's the idea.
[00:39:06] Speaker B: Okay, Can I. Can I vote by mail this time? Can I vote by mail?
[00:39:11] Speaker A: Then they're gonna shut that down.
[00:39:14] Speaker C: You. You can vote by mail, but then they send you back an envelope full of still.
[00:39:20] Speaker B: Okay, I'll put the return and Cheshire House. Kennedy, no, you have to.
[00:39:24] Speaker C: You. By law, you legally have to open the envelope. It's got your proof voting in it.
[00:39:29] Speaker D: You do have to step in it as though you had just entered the booth.
[00:39:33] Speaker B: I just think this is a bit unnecessary.
Maybe we should do things better.
[00:39:38] Speaker A: Yeah, there shouldn't be so many hoops. Oh, wow.
[00:39:41] Speaker C: You think we should do things better? You're a fascist.
[00:39:44] Speaker D: You're part of the problem.
[00:39:47] Speaker A: America's perfect as it is.
[00:39:50] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:39:52] Speaker C: So I want to get into some scenarios here in the voting booth. Um, we're going to start off with.
Y' all know. Y' all ever heard of a little thing called the Berlin Wall?
[00:40:03] Speaker A: Hmm? Yes.
[00:40:05] Speaker B: I think it was of actual size, because if it was, little people could just walk over it, you know?
[00:40:10] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:40:10] Speaker C: It was. There was an actual big ass wall splitting up Germany until George Bush.
[00:40:17] Speaker D: Context clues. And I believe that was probably in Berlin.
Wow.
[00:40:23] Speaker B: No, it's actually next to the Mississippi River. Fun fact. It was actually next to Mississippi river, which has been renamed thanks to Pritzker, as the Illinois river.
[00:40:38] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:40:40] Speaker C: So in 1999 there was this guy. I'm. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get his name exactly right, but also it's whatever.
I don't respect Germans.
But Gunter Schabowski, that's a good name though.
[00:41:00] Speaker D: You gotta respect that name.
[00:41:03] Speaker C: He was a notoriously drunk individual.
[00:41:07] Speaker A: Well, yeah. With that name.
[00:41:09] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:41:10] Speaker C: And he was supposed to be presenting, you know, he was, he was assigned to like give, you know, just like explain something at a conference type of thing. Right. And so he's in front of these reporters and he's supposed to be explaining how they're like the timing of these travel restrictions and stuff is going to work, but he's drunk his stuff and he basically just announces that the border is open.
And it forced them to open the border to a large extent.
Like, like this is, this is basically the trigger. The, the actual trigger. Like we like to in America imagine some machismo a lot. I say we culturally like some machismo a lot around like, oh, you know, America stood up to those commies and they took down the wall. No, a drunk guy got it wrong, just said some shit that wasn't true. This was the actual presiding event that caused the Berlin Wall to fall, more or less.
[00:42:18] Speaker A: That's why the media is so important. And they don't fucking get it.
[00:42:22] Speaker C: They don't get it.
So would subtitles or a dub actor have done more to help Gunter's situation?
[00:42:32] Speaker A: Subtitles on this one for sure. That would.
[00:42:35] Speaker D: Yeah. So, I mean, it depends on how much he's like he's using his hands, you know, and like he. How much of like a visual talker he is. Right. I think that's important to figure out. Do we have video of him doing this? I don't know.
[00:42:49] Speaker E: I just. I just assume that any Italian communication has to be communicated with subs.
[00:42:55] Speaker D: Mama mia, mama.
[00:42:56] Speaker E: You know, what are the hands saying?
[00:42:58] Speaker A: It's just a bunch of meatballs and stuff. It's just about. In the subtitles, it's just spaghetti.
[00:43:03] Speaker D: Yeah, I get to say it, but not you.
[00:43:07] Speaker B: I hope she made
[00:43:10] Speaker A: Sorry, Italians, you're white now. Sorry, Italians, you're white now. Can't complain.
[00:43:16] Speaker D: But yeah, subs in this instance, because subs are typically more Accurate in the cases of at least Japanese animation. I don't know for German animation. Haven't intaken a lot of German animation.
[00:43:28] Speaker C: I, I, I want to make the case that I think because the big problem here was that he was drunk and saying the wrong things, that a dub actor might have done more, you
[00:43:39] Speaker A: know, you think the dub.
[00:43:40] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:43:41] Speaker D: What? He, he was flat out just saying the wrong things. It wasn't a mistranslation.
[00:43:46] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:43:47] Speaker D: That would be a little of both.
[00:43:48] Speaker C: It was a little of this guy's drunk and saying a bunch of nonsense and it's being translated into several languages at once, this drunk nonsense, and then being taken as policy.
[00:44:00] Speaker D: So like, do, do we like that the restrictions were lightened or are, are we the, the people who want the restrictions?
[00:44:11] Speaker A: Is it like in Wicked for Good when they say the munchkins can't travel and that causes Bach to have to stay with.
[00:44:21] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[00:44:21] Speaker D: Is it like when fuck has to stay with Alphabet?
[00:44:25] Speaker C: I don't think we're prepared to say from a philosophical or political standpoint whether it was good or bad that the wall fell at that moment, necessarily, because that's too big of a question for our tiny brains.
What I do think we can answer is whether or not what we could have done to help old Gunter, old drunk ass Gunter out.
[00:44:48] Speaker B: I will say one thing.
I will say one thing. I have to disagree with Kennedy here. There's one thing. All went down, everybody lined up in. This podcast is all about all four getting in line.
[00:45:01] Speaker C: So support lines.
[00:45:03] Speaker B: Yeah. So the wall going down was good because everybody lined up to go to the other side.
[00:45:07] Speaker A: And if we're in, so, so in Britain, you would love a queue.
That's for those unnecessary letters lined up.
[00:45:16] Speaker C: I don't speak British. I'm sorry, I'm lost.
[00:45:19] Speaker D: Yeah. You don't know what the hell aluminium is.
[00:45:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Or color with a U.
[00:45:26] Speaker C: Wait, isn't aluminum in the Lord of the Rings?
[00:45:29] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what they made the ring out of.
[00:45:31] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:45:31] Speaker E: Okay.
[00:45:32] Speaker A: It's really quite cool.
[00:45:36] Speaker D: I'm saying dub. I'll go dub. If, if we are trying to reserve the intent of what he was meaning to say and instead of what he actually said, let's do dub.
[00:45:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Because the dub comes from the script more than likely. Right. Not what the person said.
[00:45:49] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:45:53] Speaker C: Okay.
I, I, I want to ask which, which US Politician currently serving would do the best fan sub of the US Constitution.
[00:46:06] Speaker A: What's best.
Best fan sub of the U. S. Constitution.
[00:46:11] Speaker C: Yeah, that's right.
[00:46:14] Speaker A: I mean, I Think the funniest one would be the funniest person to ever serve in government, Donald J. Trump.
But I think like the best would probably be like Rashida Tlab or, you know, pretty much anybody that isn't the most, you know, money corrupted corporate Democrat. So it depends on what your best is.
[00:46:40] Speaker C: What's the best fan sub?
Who has fan sub? Who has fan sub ability?
[00:46:47] Speaker A: Oh, God.
[00:46:47] Speaker B: Why Donald Trump say that the third amendment is about praising Trump gonna make the funniest?
[00:46:55] Speaker A: Yeah, it's thing.
[00:46:56] Speaker D: I, I think you gotta choose somebody who's a, you know, an actual fan of this country country and not like a big fan of theoretical country that he rules, you know, so Trump probably a bad one.
[00:47:10] Speaker A: That's what I'm just saying. Okay, so fan. Thank you, Andrew. Thank you for.
[00:47:14] Speaker D: I'm jumping in.
I know how much you love to talk about Donald Trump, but I, I was just trying.
[00:47:21] Speaker E: This word best has so many, so many different connotations.
It can just be most funny and, you know, there are just so few options for who's really gonna bring the laughs to the. This fan sub. Yeah, you really judge.
[00:47:38] Speaker A: Like what the.
[00:47:42] Speaker E: Are there, are there elected officials who have experience as commentators or, you know, satirists or do we know any elected officials who made a jump? Like, Al Franken isn't there anymore.
[00:47:59] Speaker A: I was, I was just gonna say Al Franken, but he got railroaded by woke.
[00:48:09] Speaker E: My answer, my answer is Al Franken come out of retirement to do a fan sub of the Constitution.
[00:48:16] Speaker A: Nobody cares anymore, Al.
[00:48:18] Speaker D: Yeah, I've been on blue stone that 12 times since.
[00:48:24] Speaker C: People are, people are trying to defend Eric Swalwell right now.
So Al Franken can probably have a quick little career resurgence.
[00:48:35] Speaker A: I could not fucking, I'm not going to derail this further than I already have. Could not fucking believe the liberals saying, well, we wouldn't want to see him get Al Frankened. Like, what, what does that mean to you? I want to see him get Al Franken.
That is, get him the out.
[00:48:52] Speaker C: Yeah, actually we do want to see him get Al Franken.
[00:48:55] Speaker A: Hey, while you're at it, Al Franken. Platner too. Like, get him out of there.
[00:49:00] Speaker C: We discovered Al Franken did bad things and we said no. And you know what? That was good.
[00:49:06] Speaker B: No. Yes, good.
[00:49:08] Speaker C: It was good.
[00:49:09] Speaker B: My opinion on Swalwell is we need to redacted. Redacted, redacted. Then put him up and then redacted, Redact. And then for the grand finale, super redacted.
[00:49:22] Speaker A: So, you know, we joke, but I I think that the best fan, the best fan fan script or whatever of.
[00:49:31] Speaker E: Of.
[00:49:32] Speaker A: Of the Constitution, I mean, would be Alexander Hamilton in Hamilton. So I think the character Hamilton, the only person who could be as big a fan as America as would be required to do this. There's no such person that exists in real life. It would have to be.
[00:49:52] Speaker D: No, that's not a fictional character.
[00:49:55] Speaker E: There are. There are plenty of people who have a fictional character's jingoism in the United
[00:50:03] Speaker D: States, but it doesn't even take jingoism.
[00:50:07] Speaker A: AOC was a bartender. Is that anything?
[00:50:09] Speaker D: I mean, like, you know.
[00:50:11] Speaker E: Yeah, I'm sure. AOC I mean, of course, any elected official who has a Twitch channel, they could always enlist their Twitch channel to help with the fan sub, I assume.
[00:50:22] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:50:24] Speaker B: Why does that sound like something?
Mr. Tweet.
[00:50:28] Speaker E: Twitch writes the Constitution. Yeah, sure.
[00:50:31] Speaker D: Bernard. Bernard Sanders takes the Twitch.
[00:50:37] Speaker E: Yeah, I. I'd love to see the Constitution as rewritten by Mr. Beast. He's just gotta win an election.
[00:50:45] Speaker C: God damn it.
[00:50:46] Speaker B: I just rewrote the Constitution of the United States.
[00:50:50] Speaker A: Isn't Stephen Colbert a senator or something? Just have him do it.
[00:50:54] Speaker D: No, no, he's gonna run. Probably.
[00:50:58] Speaker E: Probably. His home state is South Carolina. He ain't running.
[00:51:02] Speaker D: Anyone. Any Daily show host or any Daily show personality I feel like is being considered for our next run of. Of Democrats, which is literally John Oliver over.
[00:51:13] Speaker E: He ain't running.
[00:51:14] Speaker A: They're like, get Lewis Black. We gotta get Lewis Black out there.
Call the Crank Yankers.
So I don't know, who do y' all think?
What did we settle on for who's gonna write the best fan constitution?
[00:51:29] Speaker B: Bernie Sanders. He makes everything about fighting the billionaires and about making the working class.
[00:51:35] Speaker A: I have.
[00:51:36] Speaker C: I have an outsider take, which is Cory Booker. I'm not a huge fan of him necessarily, but he sure can talk about American politics for any amount of time, as he has literally proved.
[00:51:50] Speaker D: Sure.
I say four people who, you know, like the country and what it could be in its ideal forms. Bernie Sanders is a good pick. Ilhan Omar, very good pick for genuine answers.
[00:52:05] Speaker B: You know what? I changed my mind. Eric Adams.
[00:52:09] Speaker D: There we go.
[00:52:10] Speaker A: Okay, first off, always Istanbul, baby.
[00:52:14] Speaker D: Let's go to Turkey. We love that place.
[00:52:18] Speaker B: Now, the right to bear arc.
[00:52:20] Speaker A: Okay, Albanian. He's Albanian.
[00:52:21] Speaker C: Now, you know, I've got some quick questions that might help us to answer some further questions down the road. Which is, which US President was most Sundari.
[00:52:33] Speaker D: I mean, it is Trump a thousand percent the most Tsundere. Like, he. He's a big Old bitch.
[00:52:42] Speaker B: That comes up perfectly with Ma' am Danny. Right? Yeah, like exactly.
[00:52:49] Speaker D: I love you,
[00:52:53] Speaker B: Ma' am Danny
[00:52:57] Speaker D: Trump. Trump is just. He should have been writing reviews for like musicals, like Broadway musicals. He would have been so much happier as a person. He could have lived that all his dreams, like hanging out with, you know, Andrew Lloyd Weber and would have been great for him.
He's just destroy the world.
[00:53:15] Speaker A: Yeah. What could have been, could have been. Which.
[00:53:18] Speaker C: Which US President was most yandere.
[00:53:21] Speaker B: God,
[00:53:24] Speaker A: what is that?
[00:53:27] Speaker C: It is archetype for a character who is initially loving and gentle, but becomes obsessively possessively and violently devoted to their interests.
[00:53:36] Speaker D: Yeah. So it's like the Obama opposite of tsundere.
[00:53:39] Speaker A: But I would say Clinton. Clinton or Obama.
And I'm only going with presidents in my lifetime.
[00:53:49] Speaker D: Yeah. Biden, I think just sort of falls apart mentally too much by the end.
[00:53:54] Speaker C: I was thinking more like this is like a Bush senior kind of vibe to me.
[00:53:58] Speaker A: This is this, is this.
[00:54:00] Speaker E: The answer to this question is so obviously Richard Nixon.
[00:54:03] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.
[00:54:07] Speaker D: I can get behind that with those dang files.
[00:54:10] Speaker A: I can play ball. Yeah, yeah, that works in this regard,
[00:54:14] Speaker C: which US President was the most Kawaii.
[00:54:20] Speaker E: Obvious. This is another obvious one is Franklin Pierce.
[00:54:25] Speaker A: Oh, come on.
[00:54:27] Speaker C: I like how you're like, this is an obvious one. And then you name a president that most people couldn't name if you ask them to. If you put. If you put a. A gun to their head and said if you. Miller Fillmore, you have to name 20 presidents or you die.
[00:54:42] Speaker E: You better people would not be.
[00:54:44] Speaker C: They'd be wet and shaking around 18, 19. They still wouldn't come up with Franklin Pierce.
[00:54:51] Speaker E: If you're, if you're trying to learn this just in case, you know, you hit the. The low hanging fruit then. And if you're listening to this, type in Franklin Pierce into your search engine and you'll see that this was literally a little doll sized man. All right.
[00:55:08] Speaker B: Oh my God. He is kawaii.
[00:55:11] Speaker D: Yeah. We're going for cuteness, childlike innocence, charm, and simplicity.
[00:55:17] Speaker B: So I, I guess Eric Adams wasn't a president.
[00:55:23] Speaker D: Not a president.
[00:55:23] Speaker B: Oh, you're right. Not yet. According to Nate Silver, he'll be. He would be great president material.
[00:55:31] Speaker C: He'll be the president of Albania. Not here.
[00:55:33] Speaker B: Oh, that.
[00:55:35] Speaker A: Oh, maybe that's what, that's. That's what that citizenship is all about. He's making a run, making moves.
[00:55:41] Speaker D: Yeah. It looks like Franklin Pierce was very cute with his beliefs that the abolitionist movement was a fun.
[00:55:47] Speaker E: Now listen.
[00:55:55] Speaker B: I know.
[00:55:55] Speaker A: It's a visual aesthetic.
[00:55:56] Speaker B: Kawhi is a visual aesthetic.
[00:55:58] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:55:58] Speaker E: You weren't. You didn't ask about nice people.
[00:56:03] Speaker D: No, we're talking about American presidents.
[00:56:07] Speaker A: It's been a nice one. Yet even Jimmy Carter dug a bunch of graves.
[00:56:14] Speaker B: Listen, the nicest president was William Henry Harrison because he was only there for 30 days.
[00:56:21] Speaker A: Yeah. He had the decency to die.
[00:56:25] Speaker D: Lovable, tapped. He got stuck in a bathtub. Isn't that fun?
Probably not true, actually.
[00:56:30] Speaker A: But, no, that happened to me. And it's ableist to talk about that like. That's funny.
[00:56:38] Speaker B: William Henry Harrison was actually taken up by space aliens.
[00:56:41] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. Interesting.
[00:56:44] Speaker B: No, he had all those. He died.
[00:56:47] Speaker A: It's because he had all those first names. You can't have three first names.
[00:56:51] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:56:51] Speaker B: Okay. I only have two first names.
[00:56:53] Speaker A: I'm William Henry Harrison.
[00:56:55] Speaker B: Yeah. I only have two first names. I'm safe.
[00:56:58] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, me too.
[00:56:59] Speaker B: Good.
So. So about those Mets.
[00:57:02] Speaker C: How many people are. How many people have two first names?
[00:57:06] Speaker D: That's a good question.
[00:57:07] Speaker B: I.
[00:57:07] Speaker A: There's. There's.
Together. There's no way that I could either. I cannot answer that question. That's a good one.
[00:57:15] Speaker D: Is.
[00:57:16] Speaker E: Is Kennedy Cooper gonna be starting this list or being a question?
[00:57:20] Speaker A: Well, I think of Kennedy as a last name. I don't think you even have a first name.
[00:57:24] Speaker C: Yeah, I have two last names.
[00:57:26] Speaker A: Well, Cooper, actually.
No.
[00:57:28] Speaker B: D.B.
[00:57:28] Speaker A: cooper. Yeah. Last names.
[00:57:30] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:57:32] Speaker A: So you don't have a first name.
[00:57:33] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:57:34] Speaker D: Sly Cooper. The devious. Devious Raccoonus. Of course.
[00:57:40] Speaker A: I don't know. I. I don't have a better answer because there'd be so many.
[00:57:44] Speaker B: But, yeah, it's Franklin Pierce.
[00:57:45] Speaker C: Which US Politician. Don't say Trump. God damn it.
[00:57:49] Speaker A: Woody Allen.
[00:57:50] Speaker C: Which US Politician?
You know how, like. Okay, let me back up. You know how in anime, there's some characters that, like, still, even in the original Japanese language dub, use English phrases? Like, they just. They have. They have stuff. Certain characters will have, like, certain English catchphrases that they're obsessed with sometimes, or things like that.
[00:58:17] Speaker B: Like JoJo Bizarre Adventure.
Yes.
[00:58:20] Speaker A: Like holy.
[00:58:21] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:58:23] Speaker A: Oh, my God. And good grief.
[00:58:27] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:58:27] Speaker A: Kennedy, just list all the JoJo anachronistic words, huh?
[00:58:32] Speaker C: Yeah. Y' all should have just picked JoJo. Why didn't you just say JoJo?
[00:58:37] Speaker A: I didn't know I was being graded on the topic I chose.
[00:58:41] Speaker C: Yes, you were.
[00:58:43] Speaker D: Holy.
[00:58:46] Speaker B: We still wanted. See, the thing is, me and Kennedy really want to do a JoJo episode one day.
[00:58:51] Speaker A: Oh, man. Well, if you just slid Me a note under the table, like, please, please ask for JoJo. Ella will not let us do it.
[00:58:58] Speaker B: She's a.
[00:59:01] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:59:01] Speaker B: Anyways, back to the question.
[00:59:04] Speaker C: I think Ella. I think Ella probably sabotaged it because I keep trying to convince her to watch JoJo, and she's like, I'll get to.
And I'm like, no, you need to get to it now.
I'm making direct threats at your person.
[00:59:21] Speaker B: Kennedy. Don't threaten. Don't threaten the editor. The editor is our. Is our ruler. The editor must always be.
[00:59:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I definitely think the person who edited the podcast is the most important.
[00:59:35] Speaker B: This is the most important editor of our lives.
[00:59:40] Speaker A: What was the question?
[00:59:41] Speaker D: Oh, the. The president who does the most English catchphrase.
[00:59:45] Speaker C: Okay, so what US Politician would. Would. Would. It would be the. The one most likely of our current US Politicians. The most likely to still use English phrases in the Japanese dub of their.
Of their life.
[01:00:02] Speaker A: Man, I almost want to say Bernie Sanders with the. I am once again asking you.
[01:00:09] Speaker B: I could just imagine that.
[01:00:11] Speaker A: I am once again asking you. And then Japanese. Sorry. Go ahead, Andrew.
[01:00:16] Speaker D: Oh, very, very. Unfortunately, not a president is.
[01:00:19] Speaker A: Oh, that's right.
[01:00:21] Speaker B: No, the question is politics.
[01:00:22] Speaker A: This one was politicians.
[01:00:24] Speaker B: Yeah. This one was politician.
[01:00:26] Speaker A: Oh, you made me feel like a real dumbass. It's like I'm on movies over Miami all.
What are we playing? One of our many games.
[01:00:34] Speaker D: I lose street shark. Adam.
[01:00:37] Speaker B: I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna say Eric Adams again. So I will say Teddy Roosevelt. He's just that rugged and American.
[01:00:46] Speaker D: Yeah. Yeah. That guy loves bears.
[01:00:50] Speaker A: Love bears.
[01:00:51] Speaker C: Eric Adams would definitely still use English phrases in the Japanese.
[01:00:55] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:00:57] Speaker C: I hate to concede that to you, but God damn it.
[01:01:00] Speaker D: He would say.
[01:01:01] Speaker A: He would say first stops, always Istanbul. He would say that. That would be his catchphrase.
[01:01:06] Speaker D: Japan is. Japan is the Tel Aviv of America.
[01:01:09] Speaker C: He'd say. He'd say New York. Well, that's in one word. That's New York.
[01:01:15] Speaker A: New York is the Tokyo of America's Japan.
[01:01:18] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:01:22] Speaker C: Okay, I want to determine who would be subs, Subs or dubs defenders from some historical figures.
[01:01:31] Speaker E: George.
[01:01:31] Speaker C: George Washington. Is he a subs or Dubs guy?
[01:01:35] Speaker A: Well, but now I kind of feel like we're ascribing positive or negative here with subs or dubs, because I. I don't know, man. Andrew made a pretty good case for sub for dubs on our podcast a couple weeks ago. It's kind of thrown my whole understanding of this issue in jeopardy.
[01:01:54] Speaker B: And now we're gonna make you Think more.
[01:01:56] Speaker A: Before, I would have said, oh, the most racist presidents would be for dubs, and the smartest, most kind presidents that are always correct and handsome would be for subs.
But now, I don't know.
[01:02:12] Speaker D: Now I've introduced gray into your black and white life and you don't know what to think.
[01:02:17] Speaker A: Well, that's peeling my skin off my scalp.
[01:02:20] Speaker C: Yeah, I would argue. I think. I think it's perfect that you now have ambiguity, this topic, so that I can run these names by you and it'll provide. I'll help you provide some clarity. Right. Like emotionally put aside. Put aside your previous conceptions and just imagine, really imagine George Washington sitting down to watch anime. Is he hitting subs or dubs?
[01:02:45] Speaker A: Dubs, for sure he's watching dubs. He will not read another language. Well, maybe, I don't know. Didn't they all read Latin?
[01:02:53] Speaker D: Here's the thing about George Washington. I think if you sat him in front of a tv, first off is the. The key thing here. And then you put an anime on those. Those wood teeth are shooting out of his first.
[01:03:04] Speaker E: The first thing he do is.
Yeah, the first thing he do is have the TV drown for witchcraft. I think it's the first thing he'd do.
[01:03:12] Speaker D: You would try to.
[01:03:13] Speaker E: After that, you know, Then you introduce him to anime right away. First thing you know, you sit him down with.
[01:03:19] Speaker D: With some.
[01:03:20] Speaker E: I probably. I think what's more interesting is what is the first anime you sit George Washington down with so that he doesn't have like a heart attack or something AT technology?
[01:03:30] Speaker A: The 1970s devil man.
[01:03:33] Speaker D: Yeah. So let's see what. What animes were around in 1789.
[01:03:37] Speaker C: I'm gonna go with. I'm. I'm gonna. I'm gonna put him down in front of Cowboy Bebop. I. I think anybody will enjoy Cowboy Bebop.
[01:03:44] Speaker A: Sure. That's a good.
Oh, that's what really blow your mind, like, if given.
[01:03:52] Speaker C: Actually, you know what?
The. Even softer. You know, let's. I'm gonna just. I'm gonna be like, hey, we're gonna watch my neighbor Totoro. That's a story anyone can understand.
[01:04:02] Speaker D: You can't see Washington, like, wandering around after watching Akira and going, Tetsuo, Yeah, dude, give him.
[01:04:08] Speaker A: You give Washington.
[01:04:11] Speaker B: I'm going.
[01:04:13] Speaker A: I'm going to.
[01:04:15] Speaker C: That's so compelling.
[01:04:18] Speaker B: I am going to sit George Washington down in front of the first episode of Steel Ball Run and say, yep, that's what Americ. That's what happens in America. This is based off of.
[01:04:28] Speaker C: Actually, he Would. He would love the first episode of Steel Ball Rush.
[01:04:34] Speaker D: Washington's like, Jesus is pretty cool like him.
[01:04:42] Speaker C: But I. Okay, I can definitively prove that Washington would be a Dubs guy because that time he signed that French peace treaty without reading it.
[01:04:51] Speaker A: Yeah, there you go.
[01:04:52] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm glad I guessed right.
[01:04:56] Speaker C: Abraham Lincoln. Subs or Dubs Guy?
[01:04:59] Speaker A: Subs.
[01:05:00] Speaker D: Yeah, I think he wants.
[01:05:01] Speaker A: He seems smarter than he is.
[01:05:02] Speaker D: Yeah, he's a theater guy.
[01:05:04] Speaker A: You know, theater guy. There it is.
[01:05:08] Speaker B: Theater guy.
[01:05:10] Speaker C: That nails it. We can move on.
Subs are Dubs guy.
[01:05:15] Speaker A: I think for Ron Paul, we should give him 3 grams of mushrooms and force him to watch Akira in a little closet.
[01:05:23] Speaker B: This is called murder. Are you.
[01:05:25] Speaker A: Are you able to take the concept.
[01:05:27] Speaker D: I was gonna say, I think we should give Ron Paul, you know, 3 milligrams of something else.
[01:05:31] Speaker A: And also. Oh, the same stuff they gave Michael Jackson and my cat.
[01:05:36] Speaker D: Is it Ron Paul, the one who is posting all the voicemails of people being like, I want to kill you.
[01:05:43] Speaker A: Probably gets a lot of that milligrams
[01:05:46] Speaker C: of ketamine and then.
[01:05:49] Speaker D: And then the piss will take care
[01:05:51] Speaker A: of directly into his shrimp.
[01:05:54] Speaker B: I took time on ketamine, and I have to vote in the U.S. senate soon. What do I do?
[01:06:01] Speaker D: Boy, boy, what day is it today?
[01:06:08] Speaker A: Christmas Day.
[01:06:09] Speaker C: It's like if you, If. If Ron Paul came over to your house for dinner, you don't get to ask why.
[01:06:16] Speaker A: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to blow up the audio on the track after
[01:06:20] Speaker C: you finish eating dinner.
He's like. He's like, why don't you show me some, Some, Some. Some TV show you like? And you're like, this is my chance to show Ron Paul anime.
And you sit down and you, you. And then you discover that actually he's familiar with anime and that he has a preference for subs or dubs. Which one is it?
[01:06:44] Speaker A: Dub only because I don't like Ron
[01:06:47] Speaker D: Paul, so I did have to look it up, I think. So the AI overview is telling me no subs. Dubs as a real person. There are no dubbed or subtitled versions of Ron Paul.
[01:07:04] Speaker A: You went the other way. That's smart, Andrew.
[01:07:07] Speaker D: Man, computers are so smart.
[01:07:10] Speaker C: So smart.
[01:07:12] Speaker B: I can't believe Rod Paul is real.
[01:07:15] Speaker A: Attach. Attach that to every missile in the world that.
[01:07:18] Speaker E: That computer.
[01:07:20] Speaker D: Yeah,
[01:07:25] Speaker C: I think. I, I, I, I, I don't know. I don't know where I fall with this one. Let's move on. RFK Jr. Subs or dubs?
[01:07:32] Speaker A: Oh, he doesn't have either. He can't read or listen to stuff. And I'm not trying to be ableist to say because, you know, people for various reasons have. Have issues where they can't read. But yeah, dude, that guy can't pay attention or read.
[01:07:46] Speaker C: He's not illiterate. He's unliterate.
[01:07:50] Speaker D: But yeah, what do the. What are the worms piloting him think of? Subs or dubs?
[01:07:55] Speaker B: The worms.
[01:07:56] Speaker A: The worms piloting him would say subs because they're self important.
[01:08:00] Speaker D: And they. And they would of course, all in unison.
[01:08:05] Speaker B: They would say.
The warmth inside his brain would say that their favorite anime is Cells at Work. And that's how that RFK Jr knows about medicine from Cells at Work.
[01:08:18] Speaker D: There's just so many episodes about trying to put together sentences.
[01:08:26] Speaker C: We definitely. The next season of Cells at Work needs to be about RFK's body
[01:08:34] Speaker D: get injected into him and they're like, what's happening here?
[01:08:37] Speaker A: It's just all black goo. It's just like, why is this just all. I don't think the human body is supposed to.
[01:08:43] Speaker C: You thought we already had the. The grim dark episode of Cells at Work. No, no, no. Our season rather of Cells at Work. No, no, no, no, no, no. That was. That was still in the middle compared to the RFK.
[01:08:55] Speaker B: I have a question.
Does RFK Jr have any sexy blood cells or cells at all or are they all ugly?
[01:09:04] Speaker A: They're all.
[01:09:04] Speaker B: This is one thing I know about Cells at Work. It's gotta have sexy cells.
[01:09:09] Speaker D: I think they've all got to be like.
[01:09:11] Speaker C: They all look like.
They all look like rage meme. Comic faces.
[01:09:18] Speaker B: Oh, no.
[01:09:19] Speaker A: You know, I. I think that in real life, you know, all joking aside, rfk, I think that when he does go to like for his physical to get his bl. John, he's actually has like I core in his veins instead of blood.
He's like, oh man. He's got. They actually find humors. They're like this guy's all humors and I core. What the hell?
[01:09:40] Speaker D: Yeah, he's got four of those in there. We've gotta. We've gotta make sure they're balanced.
[01:09:44] Speaker C: I'm really glad you started that with putting joking aside.
So Kim. Kim Jong Il RIP Subs or dubs.
[01:09:52] Speaker A: Well, I would have to say.
[01:09:55] Speaker D: Would this be dubs into Korean?
[01:09:57] Speaker A: Yeah, it would be dubs into Korean. That's what I'm thinking.
[01:10:00] Speaker D: Okay.
[01:10:01] Speaker A: I would say. I would say honestly. Subs and. Oh my God. I don't wanna. Never mind. I was gonna say something that might be considered uncouth or.
[01:10:11] Speaker B: Sorry.
[01:10:11] Speaker A: But, like, it's wrong.
[01:10:14] Speaker E: Totally.
[01:10:15] Speaker A: It's wrong.
From North Korea is more likely to speak Japanese than me, right?
[01:10:21] Speaker D: No, I think. I think. I think it's correct. I think there is anyone from any country other than America is more likely to speak than you are.
You're the most single. Yeah.
[01:10:38] Speaker A: Okay.
Yeah.
[01:10:40] Speaker C: So.
[01:10:41] Speaker A: Subs.
Because he can. He could probably understand what they're saying.
[01:10:45] Speaker B: I mean, I think it's a fair thing to say because, like, what was Korea.
It was a territory of Japan.
[01:10:56] Speaker A: I don't know if it's problematic to say that or not. So I'm not gonna. Yeah, I'm not gonna say anything. Was a territory of anything. I'll leave that up to the scholars. Right. I mean, I'm just a little. I'm pretty.
[01:11:05] Speaker C: You'll colonize our podcast.
[01:11:10] Speaker A: Oh, yes. By the way, I've been. I've been working on several Ritz writs here while we've been working that I'll post in the town square at the end.
[01:11:19] Speaker D: Yeah, I feel like he'd be very, like, nationalistic.
[01:11:21] Speaker C: Right?
[01:11:21] Speaker D: Like, he'd be really into, like, Korean animation more so.
[01:11:25] Speaker A: I thought you were talking about me.
[01:11:26] Speaker D: About solo leveling.
[01:11:28] Speaker A: Oh, right.
[01:11:30] Speaker C: Adam, you. You caused this. I was gonna maybe ask it. Was Martin Luther a subs or dubs guy?
[01:11:37] Speaker B: Oh, no, I'm not getting into that one.
[01:11:40] Speaker C: The 95 feces. Was that it? Was that a sub? A fan sub? More like.
[01:11:45] Speaker A: More like. More like the 90s. 95 feces. If you ask me, I think everybody should be the exact same kind of Catholic forever
[01:11:59] Speaker D: talking about that.
[01:12:00] Speaker A: He would be dubs. He's too busy.
[01:12:03] Speaker C: If. If you. If you took some characters from anime and ha. And watched anime with them somehow, would Monkey D. Luffy ask for subs or
[01:12:17] Speaker D: dubs as dumb as hell?
Like, he's not gonna read. I don't think he knows how to read.
[01:12:25] Speaker A: Well, hold on. Also, I mean, I think there might be kind of a learning disability bent with Monkey D. Luffy as well. So I don't want to just.
[01:12:34] Speaker D: No, he's very smart and good at learning punches and stuff
[01:12:39] Speaker C: things. Yeah.
[01:12:40] Speaker B: Luffy is the smartest dumb guy.
[01:12:42] Speaker D: Yeah. There.
[01:12:43] Speaker A: He's like Joe Rogan but good.
[01:12:45] Speaker D: Yeah. Like
[01:12:50] Speaker B: the left.
[01:12:53] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:12:54] Speaker B: Of the left.
[01:12:56] Speaker C: Found it.
[01:12:57] Speaker D: Yeah. Monkey D. Luffy topples almost as many tyrants as Joe Rogan.
[01:13:03] Speaker A: Thousands of episodes were dubs, but definitely. Yeah, absolutely, dubs.
[01:13:09] Speaker C: Would. Would Jotaro Kujo from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, the protagonist of Part 3, would he be a subs or Dubs guy.
[01:13:20] Speaker D: I think of very few words.
[01:13:23] Speaker A: I would say he is Dubs. Honestly.
[01:13:25] Speaker D: Really?
[01:13:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Because Jotaro, he's the one from. He's the one with the hat hair, right?
[01:13:31] Speaker D: Yeah, he's hat hair.
[01:13:32] Speaker A: Yeah. So he's dubs for sure. He ain't reading.
Yeah, he doesn't have time for that. He's got half hair but he doesn't even.
[01:13:41] Speaker D: Like he barely speaks.
[01:13:43] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying, dude.
[01:13:44] Speaker D: A very non vocal guy. I feel like he's very. He's got a deep pool within. Or he's very dumb and doesn't speak.
[01:13:51] Speaker C: Because isn't he reading when we find him in jail?
[01:13:55] Speaker D: Yes.
[01:13:57] Speaker A: Well, I'm still like.
[01:13:58] Speaker B: Keep in mind he becomes a marine biologist. Biologist.
[01:14:01] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:14:01] Speaker A: He does become a marine biologist.
[01:14:05] Speaker C: But maybe he's the smartest dumb guy.
[01:14:08] Speaker D: Yeah. He gets. Oh definitely discs, which is cool.
[01:14:11] Speaker A: What was that?
[01:14:12] Speaker D: He gets his brain turned into discs.
[01:14:15] Speaker A: Well, yeah.
[01:14:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:14:16] Speaker A: It's cool in the sense of technologically. But as far as the story goes, it was a real nightmare. I mean like imagine like you obviously don't empathize with Joe Lean. Cujo. I mean.
[01:14:28] Speaker D: Yeah. Yeah, I suppose.
[01:14:29] Speaker A: Why do you hate women, Andrew?
[01:14:31] Speaker D: Only in my.
[01:14:32] Speaker B: This must be the work of an enemy stand.
[01:14:34] Speaker A: Oh yeah. You know, honestly, there's a bit of that out there, I think.
[01:14:40] Speaker D: Enemy stands.
[01:14:41] Speaker A: I don't know. Oh, I thought you meant enemy fans. Like no.
[01:14:45] Speaker B: Enemy stands.
[01:14:47] Speaker A: Anime stands. Yeah, Anime stands. We're moving on. We're moving on.
[01:14:51] Speaker B: This must be the work of an enemy stand.
[01:14:54] Speaker A: It's an enemy stand that's confusing us about anime stands.
[01:15:01] Speaker B: Kennedy, save us.
[01:15:02] Speaker C: I'm gonna save us.
The next topic.
[01:15:05] Speaker A: I think Ella's gonna save us for our next round.
[01:15:09] Speaker C: For our next round we're gonna do. Could a fan subber. Would a fan subber have prevented or made worse? And then we're gonna do some historical incidents.
[01:15:20] Speaker A: So
[01:15:23] Speaker C: first we're gonna do.
In around the end of World War II, there was a.
I don't know if it was the prime minister or they still technically had an emperor at that time or some other official. But an important official used this term mokusatsu who brush off the press. Which basically meant no comment but was translated into the west with a contemptuous air that led. This was one of the things that led to the belief that the Japanese would refuse to surrender and continued. The final and most dramatic and from a human rights perspective part of the war there was a couple of atomic bombs.
[01:16:15] Speaker A: Well, surely why would the Japanese drop bombs on. Why would the Japanese blow themselves up like that? That surely.
[01:16:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:16:23] Speaker C: What.
[01:16:23] Speaker D: What other country could be that monster?
[01:16:25] Speaker C: There was another country involved.
[01:16:28] Speaker A: Germany. So Germany dropped nuclear bombs on Japan. But I thought they were. You know, they weren't necessarily.
[01:16:33] Speaker B: Okay, so here's the things. Here's.
[01:16:35] Speaker D: Here's the things.
[01:16:36] Speaker B: The bombs just appeared. Oh, God.
[01:16:39] Speaker A: That makes a lot of sense.
[01:16:40] Speaker B: I'm so sorry.
[01:16:41] Speaker A: Like. Like in that. Like in that video game Fortnite, it was America.
[01:16:47] Speaker B: We were bad people. We did a bad thing.
[01:16:50] Speaker D: But my favorite scientist, Robert Oppenheimer, was not involved at all. Right.
[01:16:57] Speaker A: At least Einstein comes out clean. So in terms of. I. I think that it depends on what the fan is a fan of. If it's a fan of World War II, they're gonna say they're a fan sub would not help it because they want World War II to happen as it did. But if somebody is a fan of peace, they would. Then a fan sub would help in this situation.
[01:17:23] Speaker C: This is a nuanced answer, but I think I'm gonna have to accept it.
[01:17:27] Speaker A: Yeah. And we don't like nuance generally in society, so thank you for accepting my nuanced answer.
[01:17:32] Speaker C: I don't usually accept nuanced answers on this show.
[01:17:35] Speaker A: Yeah, very black and white.
[01:17:39] Speaker B: Wait, so you hate waffles?
You hate waffles?
Is that what you're saying?
[01:17:46] Speaker A: Guys, I am hungry for waffles now.
[01:17:48] Speaker B: Come on.
[01:17:52] Speaker C: Well, speaking of hungry for pastries and things like that, would a fan subber have prevented or made worse the ikb, ein Berliner comment? The. The infamous I am a donut.
[01:18:08] Speaker D: Did that result in somebody being eaten?
[01:18:11] Speaker C: It did. Yeah. That's. That's what happened.
That's terrible. You didn't know that that's how JFK died? Yeah.
[01:18:19] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:18:21] Speaker E: That is in every middle.
[01:18:24] Speaker D: Some pretty tall tales about jfk.
I didn't know he was eaten.
[01:18:29] Speaker A: I thought he was just shot by a bunch of different guys.
[01:18:32] Speaker C: Famously, John F. Kennedy was trying to give this speech, but he.
But he gave. He worded it a little funny.
[01:18:43] Speaker E: Ultimately, it's so funny that that was a scandal back then.
[01:18:47] Speaker C: It's funny because it wasn't even, like. I mean, the people of Berlin understood what he meant and were like, yeah, we get you, man. Like, they weren't really making fun of it. But then it was like, later, the news media was like, oh, that wasn't very good German.
And then it spun from there. Right.
[01:19:04] Speaker A: Oh, go ahead.
[01:19:05] Speaker C: He was just trying to say, like, I. Like, I. I am. I am from Berlin. Like, in the sense of like, I am of you. He was like, trying to be like, donut, but he kind of. Yeah, he kind of said.
Kind of said, I'm a donut.
[01:19:18] Speaker A: There's a classic Suzy Eddie Izzard bit about.
About that very speech that is. That is very funny. And I think that a fan sub person in the strictest sense of the game would have helped. Helped that.
[01:19:31] Speaker D: Yes, I would agree with that. They would get the context and they wouldn't want to feed into the. Much later making fun of it.
[01:19:40] Speaker A: I will say that I watched the Kennedy assassination on mute and I thought he died when his wife fell on top of him and made a hole in his head.
Like, that's what it looked like to me. But, you know, I was on. I was watching it on my phone on the toilet.
[01:19:53] Speaker D: So, yeah, Adam was trying to figure a way to put it on.
[01:19:56] Speaker A: Yeah, there you go.
[01:19:59] Speaker E: You should watch it.
[01:20:02] Speaker A: Oh, no, I know how to solve the Kennedy assassination. We did it on this podcast just now.
[01:20:06] Speaker B: We're.
[01:20:07] Speaker A: We're gonna watch the Kennedy assassination with the audio description on, and it'll tell us what happened.
It'll say. It'll say whether there was multiple shooters. It will say Kennedy is shot by a magic bullet. That's how we do it. Get the water commission back on the line.
[01:20:23] Speaker C: It's either gonna say gunshot sound or multiple gunshot sounds.
[01:20:29] Speaker A: Yep. They'll pluralize it and that'll be all they need.
[01:20:34] Speaker B: But what. But what.
What if it just says. What if it says his head just.
[01:20:40] Speaker A: Honestly, I'll believe it because we know that there's some psionic attacks that the government. I don't want to get into this here, okay?
[01:20:47] Speaker B: I can't.
[01:20:48] Speaker C: We are.
[01:20:49] Speaker B: We.
[01:20:50] Speaker C: We are strong supporters of Havana Syndrome and its victims here.
[01:20:55] Speaker D: There's just. You put on the Kennedy stuff and it's all just redacted subtitles, unfortunately.
[01:21:01] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[01:21:02] Speaker C: Would Mitt Romney's comment about binders full of women, would that have gone down better if a fan suburb had been able to step in? Or would it have been. No, same or worse?
[01:21:14] Speaker A: A fan of Mitt Romney would only make that worse.
He would say a binder. The.
[01:21:22] Speaker E: The.
[01:21:22] Speaker A: The thing would change it to, like a binder of ugly, worthless women.
Like,
[01:21:29] Speaker D: full of ladies.
[01:21:32] Speaker A: Yeah, A tome of broads.
[01:21:39] Speaker B: Okay, that just sounds like the next book in Fire. Song of Fire and Ice to Toma Broad.
[01:21:46] Speaker A: Nah, Nah. Toma Broads. That's what I. I call my old. That's what I call my old address book from college. If you Know what I mean? I'm kidding. I, I, I lost my virginity very late in life.
[01:21:58] Speaker D: Let's talk about that.
[01:22:00] Speaker A: I thought that would get a bigger laugh from the room, I thought.
And then I think Kennedy literally coughed instead of. And so instead of anybody laughing on the track, it's going to be like a cacophonous cough.
[01:22:17] Speaker D: Yeah, Adam. But I was good at it.
[01:22:21] Speaker A: But I was good at it. All right, everybody shut up. Moving on.
[01:22:25] Speaker E: And no, that part's gonna get cut off. The cough will be in there. I'm just gonna tell you.
[01:22:32] Speaker B: I, I just want to know what a sub or a dub have done your mind. Just there. Better.
[01:22:37] Speaker A: I think a fan only helped me.
[01:22:41] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:22:42] Speaker A: No, Andrew agreed a little too. Yeah, he agreed a little too quick there, Co host.
[01:22:48] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, agrees too.
[01:22:52] Speaker C: I feel like the Andrews are really ganging up on the rest of us today.
[01:22:56] Speaker A: No, that's how that.
Listen, they got such tiny little black hearts. Yeah.
[01:23:02] Speaker D: Solidarity.
[01:23:03] Speaker A: They've been, they've been, they've been persecuted their whole life for being Andrews.
They've all just wished.
[01:23:12] Speaker D: Yeah, everyone's always trying to close through.
[01:23:15] Speaker B: Listen, we had an episode on Andrew Jackson, okay? And I had to sit this entire time being like, andrew's so terrible. Andrew's the worst. Oh, my God. Andrew hated. So you asked,
[01:23:30] Speaker A: hey, what, what hobby or whatever do you want to talk about? Talk about? And they replied with Andrew Jackson.
[01:23:35] Speaker C: No, we picked the political topic.
[01:23:37] Speaker A: Oh, okay, cool.
[01:23:39] Speaker D: One thing I have noticed about the name Andrew, and maybe you can support this lesser Andrew, is that whenever there's a character named Andrew in a piece of media, they will say that character's name non stop throughout the movie. Like, it is the biggest achievement in life to have a character named Andrew in your thing. Such as, like, yeah, Chronicle.
You can chronicle the amount of times they say Andrew in that movie. And it was about like 70. Like, they say this guy's name constantly.
[01:24:07] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[01:24:08] Speaker B: Did I?
[01:24:09] Speaker A: So it's funny that you mentioned.
[01:24:11] Speaker B: Yeah, you're right.
[01:24:12] Speaker A: Andrew Andrews. It's funny that you mentioned that Andrew, because I think I told you the story about. I had a college professor that taught a screenwriting class and he was like, I'm going to show you the movie that I made when I was at afi and, and then you'll know that I got my bonafides to teach this class. And the movie that he proceeded to show me was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life up to that point and since. And, and it was Kind of an autobiographical movie. And so the lead character had the director's name. And I have never heard a protagonist name said so many more times in a movie than this. It was absolutely insane. It was like, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Where's Ryan?
[01:24:56] Speaker D: Ryan?
[01:24:56] Speaker A: It was like if you did it right, if you did. If you did a search and find in the script, it would. You'd be. It would appear more than ext. Or, you know, like it was bonkers.
[01:25:06] Speaker D: Yeah. You're like, surely this is the page count.
[01:25:09] Speaker B: Right.
[01:25:09] Speaker A: It's just funny that you mentioned that because. Yeah, I pick it out when somebody's named Adam in a movie. But yeah, just to. To say it over and over and over again. That's wild.
[01:25:20] Speaker C: I'm the first person to ever be named Kennedy in any context, so that's convenient.
[01:25:24] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[01:25:25] Speaker D: Yeah. Yeah.
[01:25:25] Speaker A: First name or last?
[01:25:26] Speaker D: We definitely not talked about one of them.
[01:25:29] Speaker A: The Alpha, The Alpha and the Omega. The first and the last.
[01:25:35] Speaker B: Listen, I'm going to curse everybody with forbidden knowledge. J.B. pritzker. In 2018, one of the people that he beat in the Democratic primaries was Chris Kennedy. You'll never hear about him in any other context. He. His political career was smashed by Pritzker, but now you know of Chris Kennedy.
[01:25:54] Speaker C: I just said I'm the first person to ever be named Kennedy.
[01:25:58] Speaker A: And honestly.
[01:26:00] Speaker B: Yeah. This guy came after you.
[01:26:03] Speaker C: Oh, he was okay. He was. He's a zoomer.
[01:26:06] Speaker A: JB Pritzker. Jb. JB Pritzker is a liberal pudding brained billionaire. I don't think I. I think I'm with Kennedy. I don't trust that he didn't make up this person.
Billions of dollars from what? What is he like a chocolate heir? I don't know. I can't remember. But he's got too much money and I don't like him.
[01:26:25] Speaker D: Pritzker sounds like it's probably medicine.
[01:26:28] Speaker C: I like the idea that he's a chocolate heir. I'm gonna start running with that.
[01:26:32] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:26:33] Speaker B: I mean, I know what the truth is, but I'm gonna go. I know what the truth is.
[01:26:37] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like Pats or something.
[01:26:42] Speaker B: Hotel.
[01:26:42] Speaker A: Hotel chain hotels.
[01:26:44] Speaker D: Hyatt.
[01:26:45] Speaker A: Hyatt.
[01:26:46] Speaker D: Huh.
[01:26:47] Speaker B: Let's continue. Kennedy.
[01:26:50] Speaker A: I'll allow it.
[01:26:51] Speaker C: So Ronald Reagan made an off the record joke, or so he thought, in 1984 during the Cold War.
And it was not broadcast live, but it was recorded while he. He was preparing for a radio address. And then that recording leaked in such a way that it did cause a minor panic. Given the heightened tensions of the Cold War at that time, which was he. He. He made a comment as a part of. This is the last sentence of a, of a, of a joke. He made this comment of. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Are you familiar with this?
[01:27:33] Speaker A: Yes. And I would say that a fan sub would have been worse.
[01:27:37] Speaker C: Oh, subs are just in the beating today.
[01:27:42] Speaker D: Yeah, I don't think a fan sub would be worse. Well, that's the kind of stuff that comes out of like a six mind that's like riddled with power by better or worse.
[01:27:52] Speaker E: I mean. So for people who don't know the situation, Reagan gave this speech and he was riffing afterwards.
So you know, he's making. He's doing a bit basically. I mean he has to explain what a bit is back then.
Yes. He starts. So after he gives a speech, he immediately starts podcasting. He's like. And further announcement. I have outlaw. I have now outlawed all of Russia and, and the war will begin now. This is just basically the kind of riff anyone on this show would do.
[01:28:22] Speaker A: There's no precedent for a president to say that there's going to be a ceasefire or no bombing or whatever and then for there to immediately be bombing and stuff. Yeah, it's just so unprecedented. I didn't really get it. So that's. Yeah, that's my bad.
[01:28:35] Speaker D: It would be crazy if never sitting president talked about like wiping a civilization off the planet. That'd be like insane. Yeah, it's like be like impeached immediately.
[01:28:44] Speaker A: Luckily that never happened.
[01:28:50] Speaker B: Listen, I would say the only difference nowadays is, is because of inflation. The podcast would say we begin bombing in 30 seconds.
[01:29:00] Speaker A: People don't have the attention span. People don't have the attention span. It's got to be quick, quick, quick.
[01:29:04] Speaker C: Yeah. Five minutes from now.
[01:29:06] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:29:06] Speaker C: Because if by then the Polymar will have changed.
[01:29:11] Speaker A: That's a hundred TikTok videos
[01:29:14] Speaker D: trading card field. Call that power creep. So the next time you do a thing, you have to make it much bigger and you know, more boisterous that it'll see any play at all.
[01:29:23] Speaker B: We begin. Oh, we.
You took you so long to make that point. We now begin bombing in 28 seconds.
[01:29:30] Speaker A: What is this bombing in 28 seconds. Is this when I. When I do stand up a power creep.
[01:29:38] Speaker D: Whoa.
[01:29:39] Speaker E: Oh.
[01:29:45] Speaker B: Continue.
[01:29:47] Speaker A: You guys don't do three hour episodes like us.
I was like, oh man, we're must be coming around the halfway point.
[01:29:54] Speaker C: No, we're coming up on the end of the show.
I know, I'm sorry.
[01:30:02] Speaker A: No, that was a great musical.
[01:30:04] Speaker B: Sting Kennedy Only I can make dope
[01:30:07] Speaker A: comments on this podcast to put in the segment theme.
[01:30:12] Speaker D: Yeah, the music. The boss. The boss entry music. Ooh, ooh.
[01:30:17] Speaker A: We should write that down. Write that down for our editor.
[01:30:20] Speaker D: Okay, yeah, I'll get that. Writing. I don't have anything handy, so I'll just carve it into my.
[01:30:25] Speaker A: Oh, these millennials. They don't have a pen.
[01:30:28] Speaker D: Yeah, I just have this damn iPhone. I don't have.
[01:30:32] Speaker C: You can't write things on that.
[01:30:36] Speaker B: You just have your darn forking. I have an iPhone,
[01:30:42] Speaker C: Siri. That's. That's.
[01:30:44] Speaker A: I have an ipod touch signed by David Sedaris that would say otherwise. Kennedy, I think you can write on an iPhone.
[01:30:53] Speaker D: Yeah, this would be my. My good. Like.
[01:30:56] Speaker B: So I have bad news. You're not supposed to do that.
[01:30:59] Speaker A: I thought it was because David Sedaris is a millionaire that we never should have thought was funny in the first
[01:31:04] Speaker D: place, but, oh, I was haunted by that skeleton, everybody.
[01:31:11] Speaker A: No, I'm caddy. My back hurts.
What's killing me?
Sorry. You're trying to end the podcast.
[01:31:23] Speaker C: All right, Our final vote would have been supper.
Have made worse or better the tan suit controversy. That's right.
[01:31:41] Speaker A: I would say better. Oh, they'd have a distinct. They'd have to say, you know, I
[01:31:47] Speaker D: feel like I'm unfamiliar with this.
[01:31:49] Speaker A: I was pretending I knew what it was.
[01:31:51] Speaker B: Obama once wore a tan suit, and everybody lost their mind.
[01:31:56] Speaker C: It didn't look that good on him. Which, like, not a big deal. But a bunch of, like, racist news commentators were like, it's unprecedential to wear a tan suit.
[01:32:09] Speaker A: Look, look, I'm going to leave this up to. I'm going to leave this up to y'.
[01:32:12] Speaker D: All.
[01:32:12] Speaker A: I can't comment on how a black person is dressed outside of my. I don't feel comfortable. I'm not gonna
[01:32:22] Speaker B: lie.
[01:32:23] Speaker A: Obama wants to wear a tan suit, and you wear a tan suit. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not gonna say it looks good or bad. I don't know.
[01:32:28] Speaker B: I don't know.
[01:32:28] Speaker D: So you're waiting for a black person to explain to you?
[01:32:32] Speaker A: Exactly.
[01:32:32] Speaker E: Seems like. Seems like they're violating the very basic tenets.
[01:32:36] Speaker A: Follow the lead of the people affected.
[01:32:38] Speaker D: Here's the thing. I'm looking at an image of.
[01:32:43] Speaker E: I love to dress in something that makes the people looking at me stare into the middle distance, fold their hands into their laps, and say nothing at all.
[01:32:51] Speaker A: Oh, did he have a 3D? Did he have one of those Magic eye pictures?
[01:32:54] Speaker D: Because I agree that'd be pretty good. Then people could affected in this instance
[01:33:00] Speaker C: that you want to defer to T.
[01:33:05] Speaker B: Listen, I want to make one thing clear so you understand how big of a deal this was. There is a Wikipedia page called the Barack Obamacy.
[01:33:16] Speaker D: Like, this was a 28th, 2014.
President Barack Obama held a press conference.
What a lunatic thing. What a bad world we live in. Like.
But I would say, you know, a fan dub would fix that or a fan sub would fix this. They'd be like, you guys shouldn't care about this at all.
[01:33:40] Speaker A: They would do really. They would have really glowing language and such. That would really make you understand that it's a not a nothing burger of a situation.
[01:33:49] Speaker D: Yeah. I would end with and on to the drones.
It's like, I like those things.
[01:33:58] Speaker C: That's. That's it. We're wrapping up the show.
[01:34:03] Speaker A: Great job, team.
[01:34:04] Speaker B: I'm glad we have a decisive answer on which one's better.
[01:34:08] Speaker C: You can. You could step out of the voting booth.
[01:34:12] Speaker B: Oh, thank God.
[01:34:14] Speaker A: All the shit and piss smell and
[01:34:15] Speaker C: my feet have sweaty in there. I mean, I was sweating, but it was sweaty when I entered. Like,
[01:34:23] Speaker A: definitely.
[01:34:24] Speaker B: Can we go back to the Monkey island voting booths? The ones that are just very, very, very hard to solve? I'd prefer that over today's voting booth.
[01:34:33] Speaker D: Voting booths had little puzzles in them. That's fun.
[01:34:36] Speaker C: Next week, we get the Monkey island voting booth with shit in it.
[01:34:42] Speaker D: Oh, it's full of monkey shit, man.
[01:34:44] Speaker B: I did not vote for this.
[01:34:45] Speaker A: I did not vote for this.
Well, thanks for having us, gang.
[01:34:50] Speaker C: Yeah, thanks for coming on the show.
[01:34:52] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[01:34:54] Speaker B: Who are you two again? I forgore for all the other people,
[01:34:58] Speaker A: Adam and Andrew from the movies over my Hammy podcast.
And I actually also have another podcast called Trek in the Valley. And you can find my standup special all about Cadbury creme eggs on YouTube.
And I know that Andrew also has a YouTube thing to. To plug.
[01:35:20] Speaker D: Yeah. I've got a YouTube show where I break down mascots called Mascots Explained. It has this little thing.
[01:35:28] Speaker B: Oh, my God, you break down the mascots. Are they okay?
[01:35:32] Speaker D: I hope so. I love them so. I love all corporate entities. They're great. And nothing malicious about them at all. They're awesome.
[01:35:42] Speaker B: Go Philly fanatic.
[01:35:43] Speaker D: I host a podcast with my wife called Big Money Movie Ideas where we do movie pitches. We have a fiction podcast called Tomorrow the Void and other stuff, probably, who knows?
Oh, thank you.
[01:35:59] Speaker A: Andrew's very busy.
[01:36:01] Speaker B: You should vote for it.
[01:36:03] Speaker D: Yeah, check it out. Check out Trek in the Valley. Check out Movies Over Miami.
[01:36:08] Speaker A: I was gonna say Movies Over Miami. That's like the one, though, that I work on with him. So if you're gonna check out anything,
[01:36:13] Speaker D: that's the important one, I guess. Whatever.
[01:36:16] Speaker A: If I was gonna have you check out one of my things, I would also say Movies Over Miami, though, because I'm putting all my eggs in that basket, baby.
[01:36:24] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. And we're gonna compare those eggs scrambled up with ham and bread.
[01:36:32] Speaker A: Green eggs and ham.
[01:36:32] Speaker D: What else? What else is in the moons over my hammy sandwich? Butter. Lots and lots of butter. We're going to compare that against. I don't know.
[01:36:40] Speaker A: Oh, do you all have anything to plug?
[01:36:45] Speaker B: I mean, it's. I, I, I, I would like to plug our Lord and Savior.
[01:36:51] Speaker D: Jojo, you can pick which one Savior isn't. Oh, man. I don't know where Steel Ball Run is right now for the release, but there's some fun. Okay, so I'll just save you on one page.
[01:37:03] Speaker C: They.
[01:37:03] Speaker A: They've released the anime for two pages of Steel Ball Run, and they're not going to release anymore until fall because
[01:37:11] Speaker D: I've read all of Steel Ball Run and it goes some places.
[01:37:16] Speaker B: Oh, and I, I will just say Jesus's actual name in the Bible would be Joshua, son of Joseph, so he's still a Jojo.
[01:37:30] Speaker A: Bless me, Joe. Bless me, Jojo.
[01:37:32] Speaker B: All right.
[01:37:32] Speaker A: I have sinned. Thank you.
[01:37:34] Speaker B: And like all the miracles he did, that was the. That was a stand.
Yeah.
[01:37:41] Speaker D: It's because it stands beside you.
[01:37:43] Speaker C: Vote for us.
[01:37:44] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:37:45] Speaker C: Vote for our show.
Most important election of our lives.
[01:37:48] Speaker B: Vote, vote, vote.
[01:37:49] Speaker C: Bye.
Get in the line. Get in the line.
[01:37:52] Speaker B: Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
[01:37:55] Speaker C: There.
